what induced you to strike your wife ?"the judge asked the defendant who stood before him.

well,your honour she had her back to me,the broom was handy and the door was open ,so i thought i take a chance."

قاضی از متهم که پیش او ایستاده بود پرسید:"چه چیزی باعث شد که همسرت (زنت)را کتک بزنی ؟"

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